OH MY!

I forgot to include an obscene profit break in my last post (Recess Before Christmas) so we better get one in right now, before I’m too late for your Christmas shopping!

Please, please, please buy my funny novel, Wild Blue. It’s the perfect Christmas gift for any conservative who loves to laugh. And, besides… I only have to sell one copy for it to become a Blythe Times bestseller!

And… if you don’t have a paid subscription to my posts (only $5 a month) and you also don’t buy my book, I’ll have to find another way to make a living… I might have to move to Minnesota …learn to speak Somali …and get paid to vote for Democrats! Oh well, it appears Minnesota state officials are okay with that so long as I share some of my stolen federal money with our terrorist family in Somalia. Oh my.

The ultra-liberal Governor of Minnesota is Timothy Walz. I looked up his last name. “Walz” is derived from the German word “walzen,” meaning “to roll, turn, or glide.” The perfect name for a Democrat who now will be rolling, turning, and gliding truth to get out of his mess!

Now that you’ve been thoroughly exposed to my possibly weird brain, howsabout considering some Wild Blue for Christmas!?

This is the second edition of my action-adventure, romantic comedy novel. In all modesty [not much actually―Ed.] this is the perfect Christmas present for your conservative friend or family-member who loves to laugh!

Wild Blue: Saving the World with Duct Tape and WD-40 is available everywhere. But, I’ll make it easier for you to buy in time for Christmas… just google this: ISBN-10: 1735772623

Or . . . if for some weird reason you would prefer to buy your gift book in Germany, Japan, Mexico or elsewhere, just google this: ASIN: B08JXB43LP

Thank you and . . . Merry Christmas!

BK. DG.